Nicaragua: Finding Jesus

Believe it or not, I, Steven Melnick, found Jesus.  Yep.  Not kidding.  Right there in Nicaragua in the most unlikely place.  Those who know me well are aware the last time I went to church regularly was for a date (seriously).  But there, looking out over the beautiful beach of San Juan del Sur in Nicaragua, I found Jesus.

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Robert at the hillside hotel overlooking San Juan del Sur

Perhaps a little background might put this revelation in context. On an earlier road trip my new friend Robert showed me the “real” Nicaragua as we spent the day visiting some places slightly off the tourist map (see earlier post).  On this trip, Robert and I went to San Juan del Sur in the southwest corner of Nicaragua just to the north of the border with Costa Rica.  San Juan del Sur lies 140 kilometers south of Managua and is a beautiful little beach town that is very popular with surfers, beach lovers, and tourists.  We were there on a week day and it appeared to be a sleepy little town with just a modest amount of activity.  Street vendors, small shops selling souvenirs, t-shirts, jewelry, and all manner of chatzkees abound.  It is a charming place on the Pacific coast that I could envision spending a good bit of time there when Heide and I go back.  Many thanks to my friend Robert for showing it to me.

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San Juan del Sur Beach and Harbot

As we drove through town, we spotted a small hotel high up on the hillside that appeared to have a  spectacular view overlooking the town and, importantly, a restaurant.  Robert shifted the car into “vertical” and we climbed the hillside making it past security posted at the gate thanks to Robert’s flawless Nicaraguan Spanish.  I understood not a word of the conversation but I have no doubt we were important dignitaries on serious business as the guard enthusiastically raised the gate.  The view was simply stunning from the top of the hillside overlooking the beach and the harbor.  Clearly, Mother Nature’s artistic hand was at work here.  As we gazed out at the clear blue skies, beautiful ocean sparkling to the horizon, and the picturesque fishing and recreational boats bobbing at anchor, a sense of tranquility settled over us.  It just doesn’t get better than this.  One could envision spending all eternity in such a beautiful setting.  Surrounded by hills, the beach is a white sand crescent that was intended to be nature’s postcard beckoning to the world.

P1010782Standing on top of the hill overlooking San Juan del Sur, one couldn’t help but be mesmerized by the view.  As we scanned the hilltops surrounding the beach, something stood out to us both.  Look closely at the top of the hillside in the left-center of the photo on the left.  At first, we weren’t sure what it was but the zoom lens on my camera suggested a mountaintop shrine.  Intrigued, after a delightful lunch of fish caparccio of course and some Nicaraguan beer (Victoria Classico), we jumped in the car and started touring the town working our way toward the mountain top to see if we could discover what sat atop it.

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Should have packed a lunch and nitro-glycerin…

It was no easy trek.  We saw no signs pointing toward it and the roads were typical Nicaraguan…potholes tied together with a little asphalt here and there or simply dirt.  Since the hilltop was an easy landmark to keep in sight, we eventually made our way to the top.  The drive was harrowing enough for its near vertical climb, but the steps up to the top should have had portable defibrillators every few feet.  It was an amazing incline.  Clearly those who designed it wanted to make sure only dedicated pilgrims were able to complete the journey.  The destination at the top, however, was nothing short of breathtaking.  As I rounded the last corner of the top step, I found Jesus.

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Cristo de la Misericordia overlooking San Juan del Sur, Nicaragua

At the summit, overlooking the town of San Juan del Sur and seemingly blessing the town and beach, stood a huge statue of Jesus (Cristo de la Misericordia).  It rises 134 meters above sea level and stands 24 meters high (that’s about 440 feet above sea level and almost 79 feet high for my metrically challenged friends).  In the base is a small chapel along with a few facts and figures about the statue.  I was surprised by its size and, according to a poster on the wall, it is one of some 17 such shrines around the world.  Perhaps the most famous is the iconic Christ the Redeemer keeping watch on the antics going on in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.  Of particular note, Christ the Redeemer stands 30 meters high making the one in Nicaragua just 6 meters shorter.  Yet, Cristo de la Misericordia in San Juan del Sur probably remains relatively unknown to much of the world.  It is an impressive presence on the hillside.  As can be seen in the picture on the left, a group of young people were having a wonderful picnic in the shade of the shrine and were having a great time.  Robert and I weren’t quite sure, but it appeared alcohol played an important role in this picnic.  Assuming it was wine, it somehow seemed fitting and proper on such hallowed ground.

P1010816It is hard to describe the view from that hillside.  Perhaps it was a sense of spirituality or the majesty overlooking the town and beach, but it was simply beautiful. The solemn quiet instilled a reverence even though I was pretty sure I’d simultaneously hear the clap of thunder and feel the bolt of lightning upon entering the tiny chapel.  Off in the distance from that height, beyond the spit of land at the end of San Juan del Sur beach, one can see the Pacific northwest coastline of Costa Rica.  We explored the town on the way down the hillside and stopped at a beach front bar for a quick drink and one last look at the beach.  A few people were beach walking and one couple was constructing something indescribable on the sand.  Otherwise all was quiet and peaceful.  Certainly a place that warrants a return visit.

 

 

 

Nicaragua: Mi amigo, Roberto–ROADTRIP !!!

world-tour-and-travel-destination-high-definitionTraveling gives one a privileged glimpse into the world we inhabit, but its rewards are found more in the people you meet along the way, sometimes in the most unexpected places, than in the tourist attractions you see.  It’s the people, the culture, and the food that fascinate me far more than seeing the world’s largest ball of twine (which actually exists in Cawker City, Kansas).  To be sure, there are some simply spectacular sights to be seen in the USA and around the world.  I hope to see them someday in my travels.  But it is the people, their lives and stories that draw me to travel.

Relatively speaking, I am a novice when it comes to world travel.  So far, I have been to 8 countries on three continents and am planning more.  In my travels I have managed to meet some of the nicest people.  Most recently while in Nicaragua, I met Robert one day at the front desk of the small hotel at which we were both staying. I found out he is completely fluent in English and Spanish, lives in Miami, was born in New Orleans, and his mother is Nicaraguan living in Miami.  He spent the early years of his youth growing up in Nicaragua before the devastating 1972 earthquake that hit the county demolishing buildings in Managua and killing more than 10,000 people.  He subsequently moved to the USA after the earthquake and attended Upper Merion High School outside Philadelphia before returning to Nicaragua to finish high school.  As it turned out, the hotel is the former site of his family home before the earthquake and his mother rebuilt the property into a lovely little boutique hotel.  It was a happy coincidence that I found the hotel and stayed there.  Robert was in Managua for a few days on business.  A kind and gracious man, Robert invited me along on some of his business excursions so that I could see and experience the “real” Nicaragua rather than only the side of it tourists see.  The experience has been priceless.  We visited places (small towns, beaches, mountains, Nicaraguan homes, indoor market places, farmers’ markets, etc.) that are likely on few tourist maps and probably have never been visited by National Geographic !!!

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Southwestern Nicaragua–Our Roadtrip Route in Blue

Geographically,  we made a fairly large circle through the countryside around Managua on the southwest side of Nicaragua–a total of more than 200 km (for we metrically challenged Americans that’s roughly 130 miles) to the Pacific coast and back to the shores of Lake Nicaragua and Lake Managua.  Heading southeast out of Managua we drove to a little coastal town named Masachapa.  The town is on the Pacific coast and the beach is scattered with working fishing boats.  It’s a sleepy little town that probably is hopping on weekends but seemed like there was little going on during the weekdays in December.  From the deck of a small beach side restaurant, we saw beautiful views of the Pacific Ocean and got a glimpse of working life in a small fishing village.

It appeared that the fishing fleet was already in for the day and fisherman were working on some of their boats.  One boat apparently needed some engine repairs on the approximately 80 hp outboard.  Now in the USA, we would trailer that boat near the repair shop and use a block and tackle or hydraulic lift to raise the heavy engine off the boat.  Here, however, about 6 guys simply unloosened the bolts and lifted it by hand off the boat onto a waiting hand truck to wheel it across the sandy beach.  The outboard had to weigh about 400 pounds but doing things by hand is the way things are done in Nicaragua.  Equipment is hard to come by.  These engines are heavy and to remove them by hand was an impressive sight !

UpP1010645 the beach, a group of children were playing something akin to soccer–at least they were kicking a soccer ball in some systematic organized fashion but had no goal nets or lines on the field and no apparent teams.  I’m not quite sure it was a competition but they sure looked like they were having fun. Although the picture to the left doesn’t contain a lot of the detail, in the upper left corner you’ll see children in the distance.  This is where the “soccer” was occurring.  The only boundary was the Pacific Ocean.

Nica HouseFrom Masachapa, we headed east northeast to San Rafael del Sur.  Near here was the home of one of Robert’s family friends and I was able to see a typical Nicaraguan rural home up close.  The family was very poor and the house is rustic at best.  No air conditioning, not sure if there was electric.  You can see a refrigerator sitting on the front porch in the picture but I have no idea if it was working or just being stored there.  Life is simple in Nicaragua and is slow and easy going.  Even though poor, most people seem fairly content.  One expatriate I met living in Nicaragua said, “Nicaraguans are poor but they don’t realize it because they seem to have everything they need.”  They have friends, family, church, and community.  A good local farmers’ market for fresh local fruits and vegetables and it all seems to go hand-in-hand.  Life “works” somehow here.

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Maria Elena, Dale, and Robert (L to R) That’s a jar of fermenting lemons on the porch !

As we made our way up the mountains from the beach (about 300 meters above sea level), the outside temperature dropped noticeably.  We no longer needed the air conditioning in the car and the air was refreshing after the heat of Managua.  As we got closer to the town of Diriamba, I had the good fortune to meet some of Robert’s family.  We enjoyed great conversation over some 18 year old Nicaraguan rum (Flor de Cano) with interesting stories of Nicaragua past.  I was told that Maria Elena, a simply delightful lady, was Robert’s “grandmother’s daughter” (think about that one !).  Her husband, Dale, is from the USA but has lived all over the world and had some entertaining stories to tell.  They made me feel like a genuinely special visitor and shared a delicious lunch.  I had a wonderful time.  I look forward to seeing them again on my next trip to Nicaragua.  Maria Elena is an educational psychology professor at the local university and has invited me back to speak with her students and faculty members about education in the USA, Penn State, and all things education.  I can’t wait to go back.

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Sign on the campus of Keiser University-Latin America Campus

After leaving their home, we headed to San Marcos, an interesting little college town tucked up in the mountains with the requisite housing, food/pizza joints, bars, and night spots.  San Marcos is home to Keiser University–Latin America Campus, formerly Ava Maria College of the Americas.  The university has a strong English language program and in certain sections of the campus all are required to speak only English.  Students I encountered on campus had excellent English skills and were pleasant and welcoming–although I’m sure they were wondering how a tall Gringo managed to get by security !

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Laguna de Apoyo in the foreground; Lake Nicaragua in the distance and a handsome dude on the bench.

From San Marcos, we headed to the little town of Catarina, a tourist attraction tucked high up in the mountains with a spectacular view overlooking a volcanic crater lake (Laguna De Apoyo) that is approximately 600 feet deep.  The cone of the volcano is thought to have imploded some 23,000 years ago.  Water filling the void is the most crystal-clear out of all fresh water bodies in Nicaragua and possibly in Central America.  Since light only penetrates water to a depth of about 200 feet, the lagoon is home to some very interesting species of fish and naturalists are still discovering what lurks at the dark bottom of the lake.  Although various species of mojarras can be found elsewhere in the world (e.g., Caribbean), there are four specific species of mojarras that are thought to be found exclusively in this lagoon, the first of which was only discovered in 1976 (Arrow Mojarra, amphilophus zaliosus).  The other three species have yet to be named.

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Cathedral in Spanish Colonial Granada

As we left Catarina and drove around the volcano to the north and east we were on our way to the town of Granada.  Granada is one of the major tourist attractions in Nicaragua best known for its early Spanish colonial architecture.  The old cathedral is beautifully restored and the downtown park is bustling with street vendors and tourists.  You can go for a carriage ride, eat local street food, find pretty good cigars, and drink beer.  Housing is a little more expensive in this area because of the increased tourism, but it is a beautiful little town nestled on the shores of Lake Nicaragua.  Tortillas being made by hand, fruits, cookies, and other delights were readily available on the street.  Granada is on my list of towns to visit for a few days on my return to Nicaragua.

P1010684All good things must come to an end and daylight was beginning to fade.  It was time for us to head back to Managua and we started out of Granada just before sunset.  But as a reminder that the circle of life must be complete, we passed a small church that was having a funeral service inside.  Outside stood a horse draped with a white crocheted coverlet waiting patiently while hitched to an ornate, black, glass-paned hearse for someone’s final ride home.  The end of our day was certainly more pleasant.

Muchas gracias, mi amigo Roberto…!!!

Nicaragua: The spirit of Christmas Present

P1010627In a country where more than 70% of the population identifies themselves as Catholic, Christmas is a serious celebration. Last Sunday and Monday were a celebration of The Feast of the Immaculate Conception of the Blessed Virgin Mary (December 8).  Many businesses were closed both days and there were fireworks in the streets.  I was told these are “altars to Saint Mary” and saw that they were huge.  They reminded me of the floats at the New Years Day parades but on steriods.  The main boulevard leading down to Lake Managua was lined with them on both sides of the street and there were easily more than 100 or more of them.  They are hugely elaborate and, apparently, there is a great deal of competition to see who can make the best one.

P1010622Many of the ones I saw as I walked around downtown for almost 7 miles–according to my FitBit–in the section known as “old Managua” are all different with some including little fish ponds, child-sized footbridges to walk over, some had historic scenes of old Managua before the earthquake (1972) with Mary overlooking the city, and some were loaded with scenes for the children.   Some are government sponsored; others  have corporate sponsors.  The labor involved to build them is significant and beyond the means of most individuals.  These folks are serious about celebrating the true meaning of Christmas.

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There was much singing in the streets and fireworks everywhere.  The celebration of Christmas broke out in full force in the early evening on Saturday and reached a crescendo on Monday night. As I walked the streets of my Managua neighborhood, I could hear fireworks going off everywhere (sounded like Beirut with a whiff of cordite in the air) and children singing (click the link–it’s only 35 seconds) in many public and private places.  Scenes like this were everywhere.  Could there possibly be a more beautiful sound than children singing?

Private homes had small altars setup outside their houses.  If they were lit, children and adults would stop in front of the house and sing traditional Spanish songs to Saint Mary and the homeowner would come out and give them treats and small gifts.  I was talking with three folks from California a couple of days later and they told me they went around and sang our traditional Christmas Carols and the homeowners loved it.  Got treats too !  Scenes like this were everywhere.

20141206_164138When I first heard the occasional fireworks going off before the celebration got into high gear, I was unsure if it was gunfire or if the revolution broke out again.  In the end, it was simply a joyous time for everyone and the fireworks added to the festivities (and litter on the street–see photo).  The children’s recording I’ve included above was inside a small outdoor church.  Every once in a while, an old gentlemen would quietly sneak out the gate and set off a LARGE string of fireworks on the sidewalk right outside.  The kids would keep on singing like nothing happened.  As you can see on the left, he liked doing that a lot !

My guess is the guy was probably pushing about 80 years old.  He would hold bottle rockets in one hand while he lit the fuse with the other until the rocket ignited and started to accelerate.  As it began to accelerate,  he would simply let it go.  Amazingly, near as I could see, he still had all 10 fingers after what I assume is decades of doing this !

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Mall Show

The mall got into the act putting on a Christmas program for its patrons.  (Here’s a link to about a 1 minute video of the performance.)  Families were together everywhere and the joy of celebration in the air was palpable.  The local bookstore, Hispomer (the “H” is silent)–think Borders or Barnes and Noble–has a small gallery where they were displaying children’s artwork.  I’ve included a few shots from the gallery below.  Christmas is everywhere and Nicaraguans are celebrating.  I am told that they, like us in the USA, will shortly focus on the commercial part of Christmas but it is refreshing to see such a joyus, public display of the religious basis for the Christmas Season that is not hiding in the politically correct shadows.  Feliz Navidad, my friends.

 

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The children’s art display at Hispomer in Managua, the largest bookstore in Nicaragua

Some shots of the artwork displayed on the wall in the above photo…

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Crazy Snowman–Sara Prestamante, 9 years old
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Feliz Navidad–Emely Lopez, 7 Years Old
Christmas Tree
Christmas Tree & Elf–Liz Chang, 7 Years Old
Manger Scene
Manger Scene–Eduardo Flores, 5 Years Old

 

 

Nicaragua: New digs….

thermometerOK, I have to admit, I finally can’t stand the heat.  Those of you up north will pity me I’m sure as I suffer through daytime temperatures of 87-89 degrees (feels more like the 90s with the humidity) and night time lows in the low 70s.  Crystal clear blue skies and not a drop of rain since I arrived. As mentioned in an earlier post, I was staying in a small private apartment with no air conditioning.  I knew this going in.  I was determined to get used to it.  However, and that’s a big “however,” I found myself plotting and scheming about ways to avoid the heat.  No such luck.  It’s hot.  There’s no getting around it.  There’s no escape.

Olympia and Fatima…hotel staff who cook breakfast and provide maid service. They are teaching me Spanish…!

I wimped out and found a small boutique hotel in a different section of Managua a few days ago that is within walking distance of the Metrocentro Mall, a fairly large, indoor, air conditioned mall and it’s like heaven on earth.  The mall is fairly upscale with well known and recognizable stores.  It’s got a Food Court and there’s even a Cinnabon !!!  I am still away from the tourist traps and hardly anyone speaks any English so my immersion plan is still in play.  There are also several restaurants within walking distance that are unbelievably reasonable with their prices and the food is outstanding.

Although I feel bad about leaving the small apartment as my host was simply a delightful and welcoming lady, in the end, it has been a very good move.  I am far more comfortable during the midday heat, have learned to always walk on the shady side of the street, and have a sanctuary from the heat at night.  The hotel is wonderfully maintained, the staff are extremely friendly and accommodating and I am thoroughly enjoying the new digs.  The move has also shown me a different side of Managua.  While folks in this neighborhood still are not wealthy and speak almost no English, it appears slightly more prosperous.  In the previous place, I did not go out at all after dark.  In this neighborhood, I feel perfectly safe after dark as long as I stay away from the back streets and alleys.

The hotel front desk staff speak some English and that has made getting information about the area more accessible.  The rest of the staff speak no English (thank heaven for Google Translate), are very professional and courteous, and seem to be having a good time helping me with their language.  What sweethearts !  Just a small example… I had some laundry drying in the bathroom on my portable laundry line that I had done in the sink with travel laundry soap sheets.  As an aside, I’ve used this “system” for a couple of years now while traveling and it works great.  While I was out, the maid came in to fix up the room and saw the wet laundry on the line.  She pulled it down and took it over to their dryer, folded it and it was all sitting on the corner of the bed when I came back.  The hotel only has about 15-20 rooms but is very well run, exceptionally clean, and they sell beer at the front desk. What could possibly be better !

Nicaragua: Optimism in a Land of Poverty

Street-side booths selling everything under the sun

I’m walking a lot, seeing some of the same faces each day and they are beginning to warm up to me.  The Nicos on the street in this area are not as friendly as the Ticos Heide and I encountered in Costa Rica when it comes to Gringos…seemingly suspicious…but I think it is largely due to the fact that I’m staying in a poor neighborhood.  I am sure they can’t help but wonder what a tall (exceptionally good looking), apparently well-fed (only guessing they notice that!) Gringo is doing walking around their neighborhood.  Familiarity in the same barrio, however, seems to be tempering the suspicion somewhat. I am at least starting to get smiles and “Buenos dias” from several of the security guards who seem to be everywhere.

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Poor, but look at the smile.

Many of these folks are poor by any standard.  According to some of the statistics I’ve seen online and what I’ve been told by locals, the average Nicaraguan household income is about $200-300 per month.  These folks are incredibly hard working people who use mostly hand tools for jobs that would have us at the Home Depot rental counter in a heartbeat (…more about that in another post).  Poverty is visible everywhere…the infrastructure (electric, garbage collection, etc.), people scrabbling out a living as street vendors for everything imaginable, farmers selling their produce, etc.  And yet, I have only been approached by a single person looking for a handout in all my walks.  They may be poor but, in my limited experience, they are proud.

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My not being able to speak the language is a humbling experience.  I feel like a frustrated infant when it comes to being able to communicate with the local folks who undoubtedly have such rich stories to tell.  I  have a much deeper sense of empathy for those who come to the USA without knowing the language.   Having the advantage of being highly educated and with financial resources, I am confident that I can figure it out and one way or another get along.  To me, it’s an adventure that I savor.  Those less educated poor immigrants who come to the USA without knowing our language must be absolutely terrified.  Yet the promise of a better life for them and their families is irresistible.  As I walk these streets, I often ponder what I would be willing to do to provide for my family if I were in the same boat.

I am finding the Nicaraguan people are delightful.  In spite of my initial reception in the neighborhood, they are warm and friendly and only too eager to help the Gringo understand their language. Also, in spite of the poverty, the people I have met have amazing resiliency and hope.  Perhaps its the time of the season (Christmas is approaching) but everywhere you go there are celebrations with friends and family. Family is very important here and there seems to be a closeness that is visible.  In a land of abject poverty, optimism abounds.

Although I don’t think it’s right for our government to ignore the fact that people are entering our country illegally and I believe our immigration laws must be reformed and enforced, I am becoming far more sympathetic to the plight of the poor who speak no English.  There is certainly a criminal element coming across our borders but overwhelmingly those who come across are poor, hard working people trying to support their families.    Some of my friends delight in how we should “pack ’em up and send ’em all home.”  Live among the poor in a foreign land for awhile.  It’s not that simple.

Some additional photos of but one side of Nicaragua…

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A street lined with sidewalk vendors
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Sidewalk vendor in front of university. Hanging on the wire are ID card lanyards !

 

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Street vendor selling soda. You don’t get the bottle. They pour it into a plastic bag, put a small chunk of ice in the bag and give you a straw.
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Walking the sidewalks can be dangerous
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Another street vendor..
Horse carts in traffic on one of the busiest streets in Managua. I have seen these routinely.

Gracias por compartir mi viaje conmigo. Hay más por venir.

 

 

 

 

Musings from Nicaragua…

NicaraguaOff again to foreign lands…this time Managua, Nicaragua.  I am spending 15 days here to check out another country, it’s people and culture, and in yet another futile attempt to learn Spanish.

I started my journey on Monday and have been staying in a small apartment attached to a private home  The family living in the home is simply delightful but speak no English; I speak no practical amount of Spanish.  We communicate through Google Translate on the computer!  I am also, intentionally, staying in a section of Managua that is not typically frequented by tourists so I would not be around Nicaraguans that wanted to practice their English on me.  My thinking was that by being forced to use the language and being immersed in it daily, I would acquire some fluency more quickly.  So, prior to the trip, I went on a hunt to find a nice room in a “local” neighborhood.  I wanted a true Nicaraguan experience rather than a touristy one.

Just a few flaws in that thinking…

First, I found a very nice apartment online that was very reasonably priced.  In fact it was a bargain, a steal, an irresistible chance to live among the locals just as they do and immerse myself.  Upon arrival, the rooms were exactly as pictured in the ad. Very nice, clean, well decorated, the host was waiting for me and greeted me as I got out of the taxi from the airport.  However, my two room plus bath apartment has no air conditioning and is hotter than a fresh batch of snickerdoodles.  Now to be fair, I knew going in that there was no air conditioning and was assured there was a big fan there for my use.  The fan was there as promised and it was a good size, BUT…it’s a thousand freakin’ degrees in here. A trip to the sun would be more comfortable.  The fan does nothing more than blow the solar flares around the room. I feel like I’m about to spontaneously combust at any given moment.

Second, I am staying in a rather poor section of Managua.  I feel safe but it is clear that the people here are not prosperous and, as a result, apparently do not eat out much.  Now I’ve walked the neighborhood in every direction (about 5 miles a day) and have yet to find a real sit-down restaurant.  I suspect that the folks are so poor in this area that eating out is simply not an option for them.  There are numerous street vendors hawking all manner of goods and foods but I doubt Anthony Bourdain would eat from any of those carts.  I have discovered that the local grocery store has a rather large food counter that serves meals cafeteria style with a dozen tables in the store.  It is surprisingly well attended in the morning.  Picture breakfast at the grocery store. Scrambled eggs with ham, a fried egg, sausage, and coffee. $1.94. Trying to pay in Spanish…priceless.

Third, using the local currency where no one speaks English is a challenge.  Not only must you do the conversion to dollars in your head so you know if you are getting ripped off, but you also need to understand the numbers they are saying to you in Spanish with no chance in hell of an English translation.  I have no “ear” for Spanish yet as all spoken numbers seem like one long syllable that matches none of the words I actually know.  Now honestly I can count to 10 quite easily and with much effort can make it almost to 100 but a first grader can probably count higher in Spanish than I can.  Combine that tidbit with the Spanish tendency to speak faster than a speeding bullet and it adds up to…well, a very confused Gringo.

I have very shrewdly developed a foolproof system.  I simply show the cashier a wad of cordobas (the local currency) and let her pick out how much she wants !!!  It works every time and I get a smile from the cutest cashiers.

I embarked on this journey for an adventure, and for better or worse, I’m going to have one.  If I wanted to stay at a Hilton or Marriott, I could have done so anywhere back in the USA.  The whole point of staying at a place like this is to be away from the tourist traps.  I want to see the culture first hand by living among the locals.  Immersion in Spanish is the goal and other than a street hustler that his assistance “to help you, God Bless America!”, I’ve spoken no English to anyone here (Spanish is not improving much as my latest strategy is to simply not say anything !!!).

Already I sense a slightly better tolerance for the heat….at least better coping strategies.  I was quite comfortable sleeping last night and do very little in the heat of the afternoon.  Siestas seem to have a real purpose here.  I have walked A LOT during the early morning and late afternoon when it’s cooler exploring the neighborhood and the streets around where I’m staying.

Hasta luego !!!  I’ll keep you posted.

The Pursuit of Tranquility: How NOT to End Up a Hobo

HoboOne of the benefits of retirement is that I get to read a lot more than I used to and not all of it has to be professional, academic journals that are more boring than watching whale snot dry.  I get to choose books I’m interested in just for the hell of it.  Some non-fiction; some fiction.  It’s a pleasant mix.

My son (Mark) and I talk each morning on the phone as he commutes to work.  We’ve done this for years.  We talk about all kinds of really important issues that are likely to change humanity forever and lead to world peace (sports, politics, work, where to get a good massage, etc.).  One morning, as I was extolling the virtues of an aimless retirement and seriously thinking about hopping on the rails and becoming a hobo, Mark suggested I delve into the ancient philosophy of stoicism.  He thought it was a good fit for me and might frame some of my ramblings about life, stress, decision-making, career change, relationships, and so on in a more coherent way.

Those of you who know me well will agree that my having any interest whatsoever in philosophy is about as likely as me having the winning Powerball AND MegaMillions numbers on the same day.  In college I took the obligatory required philosophy course and we spent two whole class periods trying to determine “…if that chair had an essence beyond itself.”  I thought my eardrums would explode and my retinas start to bleed.  I truly don’t mean to denigrate the field of philosophy or those who study it because I’m sure there is a point to it somewhere, probably in a distant galaxy far, far away.  However…

Marcus_Aurelius_Metropolitan_MuseumAs it turns out though, Mark was right (he would claim to always be…).  Stoicism is an ancient philosophy dating back to the early 3rd century BC about which little of the early writings survived.  As a result, not much has been written about it in modern times.  But in a nutshell, stoicism is “the pursuit of tranquility.”  Simple.  Elegant.  Enticing.  I liked it.  It fit like a glove.

Stoics characterize things in life in three ways: (1) things over which we have complete control, (2) things over which we have no control at all, and (3) things over which we have some but not complete control.  As an aside, the very well known Serenity Prayer is rooted in the principles of stoicism (God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change; courage to change the things I can; and wisdom to know the difference.).  Each situation in life falls into one and only one of these categories.  Applying this trichotomy lens to events in your day-to-day life makes decision-making easier and stress levels decline to near zero.

In effect, stoics would advocate that you forget about things over which you have no control–don’t waste time or energy on them.  Focus on those things over which you have total control–less stress, more productive.  Situations where you have some but not total control are game-day decisions as to whether or not you want to deal with them at all and at what level–improving my pathetic golf game, not hearing fish laugh at me when I throw a line in the water, etc.  With the ultimate goal of achieving “tranquility,” the trichotomy seems a straightforward way to achieve it and provides a framework for decision-making.

I’ve given up on the hobo idea for now (stay tuned, though) and have made many decisions in the past few months through the lens of the philosophy of stoicism.  Tranquility abounds.

The best book I’ve found is A Guide to the Good Life: The Ancient Art of Stoic Joy.  Another book, albeit a little heavier read, is The Art of Living: The Classic Manual on Virtue, Happiness, and Effectiveness.

If you seek tranquility, give it a read and let me know what you think.    

There and Back Again…

250px-Flag_of_Costa_Rica_(state).svgThe trip to Costa Rica has come to an end.  And what an end it was.  After a two-hour delay in the terminal before being allowed to board our plane (our flight was to have left at 2:40pm), we had another two-hour wait onboard while the ground crew worked on a “maintenance” issue (by now it is getting close to 5:00pm).  As it turned out, there was a small chip in one of the jet engine fan blades that the ground crew was trying to file smooth.  After finishing their handiwork, they sent pictures of the final masterpiece to US Airways command central who promptly grounded the flight.

So…more than 4 hours past departure time, 200+ people got off the airplane, gathered their luggage from the luggage carousel, and were asked to gather at the check-in counter in the main lobby.  Liberia, Costa Rica is a very small airport…probably smaller than Harrisburg’s.  Sunset in Costa Rica at this time of the year is about 6:00pm.  The airport literally closes down after the last flight leaves and some maintenance person must have had no idea there were 200+ people standing in the lobby.  Like clockwork, at the daily appointed time, all the lights went out in the airport !!!  There we were with luggage in hand, not a clue about what was to happen next, and standing in the dark.

The lights were finally restored, but little information was forth coming from US Airways.  Unknown to us, the Costa Rican staff was working feverishly behind the scenes to find hotel space for everyone for the night.  Consider that Costa Rica is not like the USA in that there is a hotel on practically every corner surrounding the airport.  The one or two that were there were already full.  The airline made arrangements for four large buses to transport passengers to hotels where they could find space. By this time, everyone is a bit cranky.

I overheard a bus driver telling a taxi driver that he was instructed to take his busload to Tamarindo.  Now just having spent two months traveling the countryside, I knew that Tamarindo was about a 1.5 hour bus ride…in each direction…from the airport.  Those poor folks would have to get up at 3:30am in order to make the trip back to the airport as we were told to be there at 6:00am.  I didn’t intend to be among them.

Tourism is Costa Rica’s number one industry and it seems like everyone in the industry knows everyone else (it’s a small country).  So…instead of enduring a torturous bus trip, I walked over to a taxi driver and gave him $20 to call any local hotel he knew of in Liberia (close to the airport) where we could get a room for the night.  Not surprisingly, as it turned out, he knew a guy, who knew a guy, that had a cousin who owned a small hotel ten minutes from the airport.  Within 15 minutes, we were at the front desk of the hotel (very tiny, spartan, but exceptionally clean).  I gave the taxi driver another $40 for saving us from a bus trip from hell.  The room was $55.  Although we didn’t get the airline vouchers for meals, a few bags of Lay’s potato chips, Doritos, and some diet Pepsi (Pepsi Light in Costa Rica) from the hotel lobby and we were just as happy.

The proprietor even made arrangements for a “taxi” at 5:00am to get us back to the airport…I’m sure another cousin.  As we were pulling out of the parking lot onto the main road to the airport, I noticed the taxi driver crossed himself and said a silent prayer.  It felt slightly foreboding but I was hoping for the best.

As the buses arrived around 6:00am and started to disgorge their passengers, again 200+ people gathered in the lobby in front of the airline check-in counter.  As if the events of the day before weren’t enough, the airline gods smiled down upon us one more time and made the entire computer system go down…that is not work, zip, nada, nothing.  No reservations could be pulled up on screen.  In fact, the screens appeared blank.  Now the Tico people as a society are some of the kindest, gentlest souls you’ll ever want to meet.  In all the time we were there, nary an angry word was heard.  With their usual smiling good nature and doing everything they could to help we poor, lost folks, they managed to check everyone in manually using their cell phones to talk with the US Airways gods…for each and every passenger.  Frustrating as it was, the ticket counter crew could not have been nicer in the face of a lot of angry people.

Through much hoopla, angst, and not a small amount of frustration on the part of the passengers, our plane finally showed up…and you guessed it, late.  We never got off the ground until 10:40am amid cheers from the weary folks as the wheels went up.  We arrived in Charlotte, NC about 5:00pm and had to clear customs.

Having had more than enough of the airline’s hospitality and being herded like cattle through airport chutes, we decided to rent a car in Charlotte, NC and drive the final leg to our son’s house in Ashburn, VA about six hours away.  As it turns out, it was a smart move.  Unknown to us at the time, our connecting flight was further delayed 6 hours (i.e., we’d be sitting in the airport yet again), and never left Charlotte until 10:59PM.  In the end, we arrived at our son’s house just minutes (literally) after our connecting flight touched down at the Dulles Airport.

Rough ending to our trip, but we made it safe and sound albeit a bit frazzled for the wear.

Bilbo would be proud.  Although we encountered no trolls, no dragons, and did not return with a hoard of dragon plunder, we had an adventure…a very un-Baggins thing to do.

Pura Vida !!!

Face-to-Face with Poverty…Vaya con dios

Poverty in Nicaragua Courtesy: www.adamcohn.com

Last night, in Costa Rica, Heide and I came face-to-face with true poverty…and it broke our hearts.

Growing up, I had little idea that we weren’t wealthy.  But looking back on my childhood, I realize my brother and I grew up in a loving but poor family by USA standards.  We didn’t have the fanciest clothes, a color TV, lots of toys, or the latest model cars.  We didn’t have much money to spend (although we conned Mom into buy a set of Compton’s Encyclopedias–on time payments of course!) and just didn’t seem to have many of the “things” other kids had.  But we had our parents, a roof over our heads, and food in our bellies.

Over the past 40 years, I have worked with impoverished kids in some of the poorest cities of Connecticut and Pennsylvania such as Hartford, Bridgeport, Harrisburg, Steelton, Reading, and Phildadelphia.  I have seen much in the way of inner city poverty in their schools and communities.  But most of the kids and families I came in contact with (not all mind you) were in school, had homes to go to afterward even though one or both parents might not be present.  Until last night, I had not seen primitive, rural poverty.

One of the common practices here in Costa Rica is hitchhiking.  In an earlier post, I wrote about our experience of picking up a young lady and giving her a ride home to Portegolpe.  Another day, we were driving out of Tamarindo on our way back to Playa Flamingo and a young, very pregnant lady had just missed the bus and was standing in the 95+ degree heat.  How could we pass a pregnant women and leave her standing there?  Our consciences wouldn’t let us drive on so we stopped to pick her up (for the record, she was not packing a machete).  We had a delightful conversation in broken English (her) and very broken Spanish (us).  It was fun.  She had a job in a grocery store, was doing well by Costa Rica standards and was heading home from work.

However…last evening we came face-to-face with true poverty and the realization sunk in that I and all my friends and family (yes, you!) live privileged lives by comparison.  We were headed to a really nice, upscale restaurant looking forward to a delicious Italian dinner about 20 miles away–we’d been there before and it was perhaps the best meal we had in Costa Rica so we considered a repeat performance mandatory.  But as we were leaving Playa Flamingo, we passed a women hitchhiking with two small children–a little girl (10 years old) and a baby (1 year old). We couldn’t resist.  When we stopped, they literally ran to catch up to our car so we wouldn’t drive off.  This was about 6:00 PM local time, just around sunset.

They looked absolutely exhausted and were carrying nothing–no suitcase or pack but only the clothes on their backs.  By way of our broken “Spanglish,” the mother told us they live on the “frontier” of Nicaragua just over the boarder with “no casa” (house).  Her and her five children (the older ones were still back in Nicaragua) live in a make-shift shelter eking out an existence.  She and her two youngest had been walking for three days from Nicaragua trying to get to family living in Limón, a city on the east coast of Costa Rica, in search of help and to find work.  They didn’t appear to have passports so they likely sneaked across the boarder into Costa Rica, as many Nicas do, in search of a better life.   They were trying to get to San Jose (the capital) in the hope of finding transportation to the east coast.

My best guess is that they had already walked and hitchhiked some 200 miles to get to where we picked them up in Playa Flamingo.  They came down the coast to avoid the attention of police along the main roads.  With more than 270 miles to go to reach Limon, a daunting trip still lies before them.  They were tired, hungry, had no Pampers for the baby, and looked like they were going to have a rough night at the least and a very hard next few days.  In the course of our conversation, Heide said to the mother quietly, “Le ayudamas” (We help.) and gave me a nudge and questioning look (RIGHT?).  I was already discretely digging out my wallet.

We took them to the small town of Huacas where there is a bus stop that could take them on their way to San Jose and found a soda (small roadside restaurant) that was still open at that hour in the hope they could get something to eat.  As they got of the car, I gave the mother all the money I had in my wallet (¢80,000 colones…about $160 USD).  Considering the per capita income in Nicaragua is about $275 US per month, I had handed her a small Nicaraguan fortune.

As they exited the car, Heide said, “Vaya con dios.” (Go with God) and the mother replied, “Te bendiga” (bless you) with tears in her eyes.  They went straight to the soda for something to eat.  I hope they used some of the money for Pampers, baby food, and a good night’s sleep.  I wish them well on their journey.

Vaya con dios, indeed.

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Facts about Nicaragua

Economic Development

Nicaragua is one of the poorest countries in Central America. The World Food Program estimates that more than 40 percent of the rural population lives in poverty and about half of Nicaraguan workers are unemployed.

Economic Development

The country’s vulnerability to natural disasters has slowed economic growth.

Food & Agriculture

The World Food Program estimates that in some areas, more than 40 percent of children under the age of 5 suffer from chronic malnutrition.

Education

While an estimated 93 percent of children enroll in primary school, many children do not finish school because they must work to help support their families.

 

 

In Search of a Local Bar…away from the tourists

Highlight of HuacasI’ve been trying to connect with more Ticos and fewer tourists but to no avail.  In a desperate attempt to pop open a cold one and chat with the locals, I decided to go looking for a bar in the nearest “non-tourist” town, Huacas.  I took off this morning in my rental car in search of adventure.  The “main” street in Huacas is actually Route 155 which takes you toward the airport in Liberia.  There are a few shops, a pharmacy, pizza joint and sodas (small family run restaurants) and the traffic is pretty busy there.

I turned off the main road onto a side street, and I use the term “street” loosely, that took me back into the residential area of Huacas.  True to form, there is a soccer field, a school, and a Catholic church.   I suspected my trip would be doomed when I spotted the sign hanging on the building (see above). However, the community is dirt poor.  And I do mean dirt.  The streets, the yards around the houses, even the soccer field is mostly dirt.  Every time a car goes by, it kicks up a cloud of dust that must infiltrate every single window, door, nook, and crannie in the town.  Although the life expectancy of Ticos is better than ours in the USA (79.32 years vs 78.64 years in the USA), I have little doubt that Ticos die of respiratory diseases from breathing all that dust–what we anthracite region folks might think of as “brown lung.”  Most of the homes I saw in Huacas are run down and not well maintained.  They are open air (i.e., no air conditioning) with windows and doors wide open.  Most had bars on the windows, doors, and some porches.  I saw padlocks hanging on many.

I gave up my search for a local hangout in Huacas as the couple I saw didn’t look too inviting, particularly for non-Spanish speaking Gringos.  I ended the morning with breakfast at a very nice little soda on the main road called Soda el Guanacaste.  I continue to be amazed at the cleanliness of these little places…including those that look run down as you drive by.  Even the bathrooms are typically spotless.  They may be worn, but they are clean.  Even though my search for a “non-touristy” hangout didn’t pan out, I had a delicious omelet and Costa Rican coffee.  Doesn’t get much better.